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|Polite way of being excused||
|During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners,|
asked her students the following question:
"David, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how
would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
David said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by
saying, "That would be rude and impolite.
What about you Donnie, howwould you say it?"
Donnie said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll
be right back." "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the
word bathroom at the dinner table.
And you, little Ronnie, can you use your brain for
once and show us your good manners?"
Ronnie said, "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to
shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce
you to after dinner."
The teacher fainted..